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13.06.2025 00:11
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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No way
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Why do narcissists devour so much sugar (candy, ice cream, donuts, etc., in huge amounts at a time)?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
No go.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
No, not a chance
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share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
While emptying a house, have you ever seen something in it that blew your mind?
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
What is the meaning of "ero" in Japanese?
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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